Sequelae in a Trenchcoat
Is the most recent thing I wrote my novel or some fanfic?

phlebotomies:

phlebotomies:

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i’m talking about

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i’m gonna thrup


mxgicdave:

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i reject your reality and substitute my own


6rats-do-art:

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Congratulations to the 2025 sexiest podcast character!!

Glenn Close you will always be famous

Constantly torn between the belief that Glenn never lets people see him without the eyepatch because it requires a level of vulnerability that he is incapable of and a love of drawing that there scar. It’s just so fun!

Ft. The longest guitar you’ve ever seen. Whoops


dndads  

niamhings:

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What if… we held hands and slept… whilst floating on the surface of the ocean… so that we don’t get separated…

haha jk



unless…?


asterwild:

Digital drawing of a sea otter floating on its back, holding a clam.ALT

sea otter (Enhydra lutris)


forcekenobi:

loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach


pg-chan:

tinyhipsterboy:

yamitamiko:

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

achillesvevo:

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me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 


patricia-taxxon:

patricia-taxxon:

when i was 11, i got kicked out from my local pool because i threw a plastic chair in the water. i was frustrated and considered a low-risk thing to throw in, basically, since i thought it was just plastic and wouldn’t get damaged or leave residue in the water. mom read me the email she got from the center, where they worried that i was going to throw a baby in the pool, or a computer. id gone outside the acceptable window of behavior, and suddenly everything was equivalently threatening and condemnable. i was now a kid who’d proven myself capable of anything. this is a weird thing ive noticed, you just can’t compare harms beyond a certain point, you’re not allowed, it’s all the same. maybe i shouldn’t have thrown a chair in the pool, but it was very different from throwing in a baby.

sorry, I forgot to mention the pool was empty


kuttithevangu:

“The fork’s adoption in northern Europe was slower. Its use was first described in English by Thomas Coryat in a volume of writings on his Italian travels (1611), but for many years it was viewed as an unmanly Italian affectation.[17] Some writers of the Roman Catholic Church expressly disapproved of its use; St. Peter Damian seeing it as “excessive delicacy”.[13]”

Fellas,


sophsun1:

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Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito